One Percent
Ninety-nine percent fat-free.
The crowd cheers,
As they eat their lowfat yogurt.
I stare into mine.
One hundred minus ninety-nine...
That still leaves one percent.
So I stare into my yogurt.
With disgust.
The crowd must not realize.
One percent of their yogurt,
Is not fat free.
The glass is one percent empty! I'm so negative! :D
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Ninety-nine percent fat-free.
The crowd cheers,
As they eat their lowfat yogurt.
I stare into mine.
One hundred minus ninety-nine...
That still leaves one percent.
So I stare into my yogurt.
With disgust.
The crowd must not realize.
One percent of their yogurt,
Is not fat free.
The glass is one percent empty! I'm so negative! :D
Maybe they left the 1% fat in there so your body would be able to absorb the calcium.
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