Once upon a time there was a monster named Bib. Bib loved to eat computers. The only problem was that computers were expensive, so Bib rarely got to eat them. This made Bib angry, so Bib decided to rob a computer store. The computer store that he robbed was an Apple computer store, for two reasons. First, Apple computers are better than other computers. Second, Bib thought that apples tasted good too, so an apple flavored computer would be delicious.
Bib was very excited with his plan, so he went into the computer store right when it opened. There were lots of people around, but Bib didn't care. He made sure not to forget his saltshaker, as salt makes computers much tastier. Bib started eating the first computer he saw. It was a little Apple laptop. Bib sprinkled some salt on it and started biting pieces off. Everyone stared. Bib didn't care. He ate all of the computers in the store to the very last one. They didn't taste like apples, but that was OK.
Just a random story.
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